i think i would agree with all of these...haha youve just outlined a bunch of things that usually irritate me as well

love love love

Great entry and thanks for stealing from me cause I feel better about stealing the idea from E pluribus Unum... My husband has van shoes mostly cause those we happened to find to fit! he wears a mens 16 wide so we had a shoe struggle!

My husband drives a 94 jeep Cherokee he bought for 750 bucks and everything works in it! Crazy!

I also HATE that I bite my nails! I always have and have quit before for as long as six months and then started up again. now i don't even try.

Do you know I have a neice that is afraid of mustard and cheese!

I love these entries they are so informative

It is great that you honor your mother, but you do not HAVE to do any thing. You all gave her advice already, she didn't listen, and then she got srewed. You should tell your mom that as much as your love her and respect her, you didn't make her decisions, and you are planning your own life now which does not include taking care of her any time soon. If you tell her you are hoping to start a family, I hope she will not be so selfish as to try to intrude.

As for your girlfriend...she may try this party scene, but if she has never cared to do it before, she may get smashed once and never want to do it again. Maybe you should show her part of this entry. The part where you were talking about regretting the decisions you made. It is ok for her to go to a bar with some friends...but getting involved with heavy drinking and drugs is not. Tell her she is too mature for that. I really hope things work out for you. Don't let your mom do that to you. If she is capable of working, she can get another job.

my mom kind of dug herself into a hole too, but it was for a good cause. she's a single mom, and she wanted my two older brothers and i to be able to go to college wherever we wanted, but there was no way she could afford to send us. so we pretty much knew our whole lives we would be paying for our own education after high school. well, in order to make this easy on us, she worked as little as possible as soon as my oldest brother hit high school, and kept blowing off work until i graduated. we did get quite a bit of financial aid, which is awesome, but now she's screwed and it sucks.

why not just make it easy and say money sucks in general?

love love love

thankx  

ya i am hoping so

btw i completely agree about the "pretty rich white girls" one   

XOXO

Things that aggravate me

. a sock with a hole in it right where a toe is

. the evening news

. people who make smacking sounds while they are eating!

. People who eat while on the phone with me "smack smack smack"

.people who think they are right and refuse to listen to a different point of view.

. people who assume anything

. skinny girls saying they are fat

. smugness

I could keep going but I had to do some! It made me happy to vent

Very interesting--Perhaps I need to find my proudest moment. It would seem that our proudest moments include other people--meaning that their presence during this moment, would be the reason for the feeling of pride. But if this is true--it would be extremely difficult for me to find a monent that I could be proud of.

Haha I completely agree...well with most of it lol

I'm not a huge fan of "Hannah Montana" but I think Miley Cyrus is probably the most mature teenager Celeb right now.

I saw the pictures of Miley and didn't really see much wrong with them.. I hope it is not to bad becuase my daughter nearly worships the ground she sings and dances on! :)

I would like Florida weather once in a while... Maine isn't quite the same

I could steal your whole list and it wuld be mine!

it is nice to try to think of things that make you happy

I HATE brown nosers!

sometimes I just want to smack em

Well, your point is well noticed my friend. Trust is something  that is easy to loose and hard to get, but truly, how can you trust people you've never met in the first place who are supposed to be our 'leaders' when we know nothing but the smut that is slapped in our faces like four day old fish on July highway! (southern lingo, sorry) Really though, I don't believe in our govermental system. We are a strong nation, but we could be MUCH stronger if we stopped freaking out about everything and stopped LYING! I mean really, what kind of hurt is it to tell the truth every once in a while instead of piling on thick layers of musky lies one on top of the other? Nothing comes from fake. xoxox Ash

This made me laugh :)

But yes, I think we definately do need fart jokes.

where about in florida?  i also am in florida :)

[MTDreaming]

haha o thats lovely

<3 alena

Me too...I'd go back and relive all those gigs I enjoyed in my youth...Iron Maiden, Wasp, Anthrax, Metallica, AC/DC, Whitesnake, Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, Dio, Queensryche, Guns & Roses, Kiss, Megadeth....oh, such fun! 

[PseudoEmma]

hey i have a tip for you wen she is gonna start her period just do exactly what she says i know it sounds bad but look at it like this if u just try to stay away from her then she will say that you arent paying attention to her if you talk to her and do stuff then she will be mad because you said the wrong thing and she will get pissed or sad so u dont wat that so i would just do what she says ok? well bye bye

~*~MLO~*~

Geez, this crap gets so confusing. I never know what to say. I need a good lawyer Like Johnny Cochran there when she starts. Right now we are on our 4th breakup because she can't "trust me". Now mind you, I have never even looked at another woman but I keep compensating like you and it keeps getting worse. At least you know the trigger point, I don't. She clubs me like a baby seal out of the blue. We break up and she comes back later apologizing for being wierd. Ya right! I had to give up all female friends/ acquaintances to make her "happy". She was satisfied with that so she is now digging into my past to find things there. I asked her why she is going over all this stuff that I had previously told her time and again. Her reply was that she wanted to see if my answers changed. She would say "that's not true, that's a lie, that's not what you told me before!" When she couldn't (I wouldn't budge) find anything, she had decided  that I was hiding something. She sends me an email stating that she needs time alone to try to figure out why she was so "confrontational". If the marines interrogators at Gitmo were as "confrontational", the war in Iraq would have been over a long time ago. I finally blew and told her that she didn't trust me, never would and never will. I said that at this point I'm pretty damn sure I wasn't the one for her. Her response was "we're through". Ya right, we'll see. I sent her an email telling her in her next relationship she better not do the same thing again. No man with any self esteem will put up with that crap. Either you trust him or you don't, it's that simple. No relationship should be an ongoing trial by fire. I love her with all my heart but enough is enough.

Dave

If I had icing on my breast and a male colleague of mine pointed it out to me, I would probably pray for the floor to open up and swallow me whole.  You did the right thing by not saying anything - but who can blame you for looking?  Hell, I probably would have been looking myself.  Nobody can resist a nice rack.  And I'm not even remotely interested in women.  If she didn't want people to notice her boobs, she wouldn't have worn a shirt that showed them off.  Now what would have been super funny is if you'd just reached over and wiped the icing off yourself!  Can't you just see the look on her face???  Makes me chuckle just thinking about it!  Yeah, boob etiquette can be a little trying.  Your best bet, I think, is to steal glances and let the other women in the office tell her she's got something on one of her boobs.  I bet it added a little bit of spice to your day, huh?

HI ! ::SUPER HUGS ::  wishes of good luck in your life..... that sounds like an awesome opprunitunity

Congrats! oh and awesome entry! :)

Bye

I think it's greta that you are confidant in your abilities!  God has given you great talent and it reminds me that he intends for us to be confidant in using the talents He has given us! Thanks for the reminder!

      I also think it's great that you could and did give to such a great fund!~

           Best Wishes,

                  Jewel

[Jeweliet]

I enjoyed your entry.  It gave me a giggle!

            Thanks,

               Jewel

Yeah it is the worst disaster, i think, that has ever happened so far in our history... Its crazy how something least suspected happens...

My advice (and since I'm 21 I'm not sure how valuable it is) is to pursue your dreams. Sure, you could carry on doing your 'cruddy job' and pursue real estate on the side, but how tiring would that be? And would you have enough time anyway to actually make a proper go of it? Somy advice would be to just chuck your job. If things go wrong you can always get another cruddy job to tide you over financially before carrying on. Or maybe you could take a sabbatical from work, if they allow it? Then if things go to plan you can ditch them, and if it doesn't you can go back to working for them.

I may only be 21 but I've had a lot of those sort of decisions to make and, trust me, it's better to know than to wonder.

hi ! :: hugs ::

Happy New Years (dEC 31ST - JAN 1ST ) !!!!

have fun & be safe

if you are going 2 drink make sure you have someone some to take you home.. keep an eye out 4 drunk drivers ( women and men ) and also crazy drivers ( women and men ).

!! NEVER DRINK AND DRIVE !!

Mister, you crack me UP.  I have not read a single journal on this website that I found as amusing and witty as yours is.  You are my new hero.  I read your stuff, and I think to myself, "why in the WORLD didn't I thinka that?"  I like you.  You're all right by me. 

Heather

p.s.  I'm not usually one to give advice much to strangers, on account of how it's so personal and all, but I think maybe this one time it won't hurt to offer my 2 cents (leave a quarter in my inbox, please...)......  the girlfriend needs help.  Honestly.  I gotta lotta bitch in me, but even I have never gone to the extremes that you've written about.  My friends call me the princess because I'm so spoiled sometimes, so used to getting what I want.  But this?  This is just too much.  It makes me want to take her by the shoulders and give her a good shake, say to her, "Listen, girl... he's a good man.  He loves you WAY more than you deserve, he's put up with a lotta crap outta you, and if he wants to check out a little tits n' ass on another woman from time to time, indulge him.  It'll make things more interesting in the longrun!!!!"  Doesn't she know that it's not attractive for a man to have a jealous woman up his ass all the time?  Doesn't she realize that it's not going to score any points for her?  Is she clueless to the fact that she's irrational?  Who raised this girl, anyway? 

And, do you think maybe you could osmosis me some guitar lessons?  I'd be forever indebted.  Got this takamini and dunno how to strum it.  durn it.

Happy Tuesday....

HI !Scott  :: HUGS ::

im my opinion .. i think GTA San Andreas is the best game out of the GTA series so yes u'll be up all night like u said .

Hi, Scott.  Just wanted to say thanks for your comments in my diary.  But, i was wondering...you said you wanted to break up with your gfriend, but your guilt won't let you.  Were you talking about the SAME chic you wrote about in your very first entries?  I read the first five pages about her, and well, good luck with that one!  It's kinda sad, too, bcs you wrote those entries, what, 2 years ago?  I hope alot has changed for you since then, and for the better :) 

One of my favorite quotes- "In the midst of winter, I learned that in me is an invincible summer."  

Keep your head up, guy :)  Take care.

let me know how it turns out

hey! seems to me like we share one thing in common: we dont have patience!!!   however in my eyes quality isnt a bad thing i mean like make sure you all play your best so that you have no regrets in the end

muchlove-ash

hey if you wouldnt mind could you check out my journal entry titles convo with rich     i rarely ask people for advice but i really need it right now

thanx

chrissy

Be careful.  People have actually been fired from their job because they blogged about it online.  Google it and see.

Kate

It never ever sinks in but it does say that the word is a double edge sword.  So it will eventually, If you let it, cut away all the dead flesh that we call life.  That isn't really a bad thing but it hurts like heck.

The Bible also says that the word will cleanse you like water (my own words) but and Romans 12:1-2 is good.

manders~

(wonded)

It’s easy to “feel” your opinions.  I prefer to “think” mine

That is the best thing I have heard all day.  You rock! 

Manders~